Monday, June 14, 2010

A Reptilian Roll in the Hay

The toys were scattered all over the floor, evidence of a playful romp in the playroom.

However, I could make neither hide nor tails of the situation.

Barbie seemed to be cozying up to a scaly dino. In fact, she appeared to be joining him for an evening stroll. She had her hand around his reptilian neck and was leading him far from the herd.
Normally, I would give the guy credit for scoring out of his league. But, I really couldn’t see what she saw in the guy. His beady eyes were clearly up to no good and it was plain to see his gaze was rigidly glued to her….ahem.

And, my role in this, you ask? Should I supervise the activities, serving as a Mattel chaperone of sorts?

Pull out my whistle and ruler and take some kind of action?

Aren’t I, after all, the supervising parent?

Well, I did neither.

I averted my eyes, put it out of my mind, and turned on my heel.

‘Cuz this mamma’s off the clock.

And, by the looks of things, it’s going to be a long night.

Yowzza.


Don't forget to enter my Magic Bullet giveaway. Just a little thank you to all my bloggy friends out there. Hubs is eager to get it out of the living room, so the drawing will be on Monday, June 21.

11 comments:

Girly Do Hairstyles said...

I walked in on a party of five barbies in the barbie car the other day smiles from ear to ear on their faces. TOTALLY NAKED--- yeah toys seem to party like no one else don't they. LOL. Long time no see. Sorry I haven't been around for a while.

Amy said...

Happy Monday..

No worries about the Round Robin.. There is always next month..

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

Well I hope they don't do anything I wouldn't do. And if they do, I hope they name it after me!

:)

Also? Barbie is a total hussy, if you ask me.

Christie said...

I think Barbie can take care of herself for one night.
Besides...you need to enjoy the time you have "off the clock".

Ma What's 4 dinner said...

bow chicka bow bow...sounds like a hell of a party.

Lots of yummy love,
Alex aka Ma What's for Dinner
www.mawhats4dinner.com

Heather of the EO said...

Kinky.

Ann Imig said...

Wow, I'm gone for a second (okay months ;) and it gets all p*rny around here.

Love it!

Lisa @ Boondock Ramblings said...

Yeah, well I had to put up with Iron Man giving Spiderman a big ole' man hug the other day. I don't wanna know where THAT was going.

Mrsblogalot said...

Why are these toys having more fun than I am?

Big Mama Cass said...

I am using that line "‘Cuz this mamma’s off the clock. " Does it work?? LOL!!!

Debbie said...

Sometimes you just have to keep the blinders on!